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Old 08-05-2016, 04:01 PM   #12
richardg
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Default Happy Mother's Day!

A woman stopped her dance lessons all of a sudden, and switched to learn swimming.
All her friends asked her why. She said, "Everytime my son and daughter-in-law argues, she will ask my son if both she and I fall into the ocean, who he will save first. I don't want my son to be in a difficult position so that's why I learn swimming!"

After sometime both son and daughter-in-law argued again. The daughter-in-law asked, "If your mother and I both fall into the ocean, who will you save first?"
The son answered, "No worries. My mother knows how to swim. She can save you. I don't need to dive into the ocean at all."
The daughter-in-law insisted, "No, you must dive into the ocean!"
At which the son answered, "Oh, then you will surely die. I don't know how to swim. My mom will save me first!"
😂😂😂

Happy Mother's Day! 🌹
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