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Old 17-05-2016, 10:31 PM   #17
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At school Johnny's class is learning about medicines.
Catherine (the teacher), asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for...

The first student said: 'Paracetamol ?'

Teacher: 'Very good! And what is it used for?'

Student: 'It is used for a headache.'

The second student said: 'Restyl.'

Teacher: 'Excellent!'. 'And what it is used for?'

Student: 'To help you sleep'.

Now it is Johnny's turn...
The teacher asks, Yes Johnny, name a medicine which you know:
Johnny replies: Viagra

Teacher gets surprised and asks Johnny, what is it used for??!!!

Johnny replies: 'It is used for diarrhoea.

Teacher: 'And who told you this, Johnny???!!!

Johnny: 'Nobody, but most evenings my mother tells my father ...
"Take a viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.''
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