Jus for laughs at the end of a hardworking Tuesday, take a break.
1. When your life is in darkness, pray and ask God to free you from darkness..... and
If you are still in darkness...
Pls pay your Electricity bill.
2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is new or the wife.
3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.
4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away...
5. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book!!”
6. A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?" Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
7. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
8. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish too that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
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