$ 300 Armani Shoes
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks and passes a shoe store twice every day.
- Each day he stops and looks to admire the Armani leather shoes
- He wants those shoes so much..it's all he can think about.
- After 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.
- Every Friday night Italian community holds a dance in the church basement - Luigi wears his Armani leather shoes for the first time.
- He asks Sophia to dance and they dance he asks her, 'Sophia, you wear red panties tonight?'
- Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Luigi , I wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?'
- Luigi answers,'I see reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. Do you like them?'
- Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, ' Rosa , you wear white panties tonight?'
- Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi , I do, but how do you know that?'
- He replies, 'I see reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... do you like them?'
- Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is played,
- Luigi asks Carmela to dance.
- Midway through the dance his face turns red..
- He states, 'Carmela, you stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight.
Please, please, tella me this true!'
- Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Luigi , I wear no panties tonight...'
- Luigi gasps, 'Thanka God ....
- I thought I had a crack in my $300 leather Armani shoes !
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