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Originally Posted by GULAIYU
Sign at a barber shop: " we need your heads to run our Business "
Advertisement in the paper: " Guitar for sale....very cheap and no strings attached!"
Sign on the bulletin board: "Success is Relative, The more the Success, The more the relatives you will find"
Sign in the pub: My grandfather is eighty and still don't need glasses.....he drinks straight out of the bottle!  |
I once read this in a NZ toilet, "Please stand closer, it is shorter than you think!"