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com> A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.... - From: sven@cs.widener.edu (Sven Heinicke)
Q:What did the acorne say when it grew up?

A:Geomtry... - From: froberts@cheops.uvic.ca
- Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?

A. He works it out with a pencil. Joseph Costa, NOSC... - Three employees of NOSC (an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician) are
staying in a hotel while attending a technical seminar.

The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallw... - A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems"
-- P.

Erdos Jim Lewis, UC-Berkeley... - Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)

1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?... - Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon. James Currie... - Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?

A: Because he left a residue at every pole. Q... - Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

Philippe Schnoebele...