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Old 18-04-2016, 05:40 PM   #1
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Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?

Professor: Yes.

Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.

Professor agreed.
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Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldnt think of an answer.

He had to finally give up as he really didnot know the answer.

He gave this boy an "A" grading as promised.

The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:

Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.

Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal. ..

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Professor behosh..... ..😝..😝..😜😃😜😃
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l am laughing since past 5 minutes, can't resist from sharing it
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Old 18-04-2016, 10:18 PM   #2
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小伙子站在天台上要自杀,众人围观,不一会警察来了,问其原因,小伙子回答:相恋八年的女友跟土豪跑了,明 天要结婚了,感觉活着没意思!警察回了一句:你睡了别人的老婆八年,你他妈的还有脸在这里自杀!小伙子想了 想,也对啊!就走下来了。

有一个黑人困在沙漠中三天都没水喝,就在他快死的时候,他向上帝许三个愿望,第一个是下辈子能天天有水喝, 第二个是下辈子要白色皮肤,第三个是下辈子能天天看女人的屁屁。上帝答应了他,于是他下辈子就变成了女厕所 里的一个白色马桶。

甲开了一辆宝马。乙问:哥们,宝马怎么来的?甲说:那天在酒吧遇见个美女,晚上她开着她的宝马载我到山顶去 ,然后脱着自己的衣服跟我说你可以要你想要的。于是。。。我开走了她的宝马。乙思索半天,说:兄弟,你做得 很对,她的衣服你也穿不了。
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Old 20-04-2016, 05:35 PM   #3
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A blow job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references.





Viagra

All medicines have Side effects, only Viagra has Front effect!!!!!!




Why are Vegetarian Women silent during Sex?

They are in the state of shock that a piece of meat can give so much pleasure!!!!!!
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Old 22-04-2016, 09:01 AM   #4
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Husband is like a Split air condition. Every wonder Why?
No matter how loud he is outdoor, he is designed to remain silent indoor!!!!!!!!




Husband say " Every wife is a Mistress of the husband "........"Miss" for the first year and "Stress" for the rest of the life.




Chess is the only game in the world which perfectly reflects the status of the husband.
The poor king can take only one step at a time while the mighty queen can do whatever moves she likes!!!!!!
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Old 22-04-2016, 10:16 PM   #5
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The Aussie then told him that he own the farm land as far as your eye can see standing from here with the Texan again immediately telling the Aussie he need to use helicopter to fly up higher to see his farm in the United State.
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
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Old 24-04-2016, 11:52 AM   #6
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After intensive steamy sex , a newly wed wife kept fondling her husband's cock.

husband asked: " why? Want to have sex again?"

Wife replied " No dear! I just admiring your cock ....I used to have one before"
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Old 25-04-2016, 11:00 AM   #7
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Old 26-04-2016, 11:46 AM   #8
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Sign at a barber shop: " we need your heads to run our Business "


Advertisement in the paper: " Guitar for sale....very cheap and no strings attached!"


Sign on the bulletin board: "Success is Relative, The more the Success, The more the relatives you will find"


Sign in the pub: My grandfather is eighty and still don't need glasses.....he drinks straight out of the bottle!
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Old 28-04-2016, 01:09 PM   #9
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"Lexophile" is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as "you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish" , or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in Dubuque, Iowa. The year's winning submissions:

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.
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Old 28-04-2016, 01:39 PM   #10
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Sign at a barber shop: " we need your heads to run our Business "


Advertisement in the paper: " Guitar for sale....very cheap and no strings attached!"


Sign on the bulletin board: "Success is Relative, The more the Success, The more the relatives you will find"


Sign in the pub: My grandfather is eighty and still don't need glasses.....he drinks straight out of the bottle!
I once read this in a NZ toilet, "Please stand closer, it is shorter than you think!"
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