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Old 12-02-2018, 11:42 PM   #121
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People in Scotland are called Scot.
People in Poland are called Poles.

Why aren’t people in Holland called Holes?


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Old 12-02-2018, 11:47 PM   #122
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People in Scotland are called Scot.
People in Poland are called Poles.

Why aren’t people in Holland called Holes?


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Old 20-02-2018, 07:16 PM   #123
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Default Dog and petrol

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block?
I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.'
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'

You'll love this !!!!!!!!! .

The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Old 20-02-2018, 08:05 PM   #124
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Why cant the bicylce stand up?
Because its two tyred.
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Old 20-02-2018, 10:12 PM   #125
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Why was the scarecrow awarded the nobel prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field
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Old 22-04-2018, 06:20 PM   #126
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Default Which part of body go to heaven first

What Part of Your Body Goes too Heaven First?

The nun teaching*Sunday*School was speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question, - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'

- 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.

- 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. - 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming'.

I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her. '

The Nun fainted...!!!
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Old 22-04-2018, 11:50 PM   #127
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Lmao music video.

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RIP Avicii whose music helped many pax in their daily avichi.
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Old 28-04-2018, 01:58 PM   #128
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Adult content !!!

Men's Pearls of Wisdom

🌾1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

🌾2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

🌾3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

🌾4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

🌾5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

🌾6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

🌾7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

🌾8. Virginity can be cured.

🌾9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

🌾10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

🌾11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

🌾12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

🌾13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

🌾14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

🌾15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't

🌾16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

🌾17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!

🌾18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on 2 things at a time

Send to the men with a good sense of humour and women who need a good laugh. 😜😆😂
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Old 08-06-2018, 05:29 PM   #129
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A man knocks on the door of a supposedly exclusive brothel. Through a small window in the door, the madam says, "What can I do for you, sir?"

"I'd like to get screwed," he answers.

"This is an exclusive club," she explains. "To join, you must slip a thousand dollars under the door."

The man does so, but the door doesn't open. So he knocks again and the madam re-appears

The man says, "Hey, I'd like to get screwed."

The madam, "Again???"
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Old 26-06-2018, 04:30 PM   #130
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Default Babies

A father went to the hospital*
as his wife was having a baby.*

Upon arriving he sits down, and the
nurse says, "Congratulations, your
wife has had quins, 5 big baby boys."*

The Redneck boastfully says, "I'm*
not surprised, I have a ***** the size of*
a chimney."*

The nurse replies, "You might want*
to consider getting it cleaned, the*
babies are black."
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