Have a good laugh

[GULAIYU]

https://youtu.be/5JURwlYAYkg

[Natureman]

​The Art of dealing ....​

A retired old couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman promised to hold a car for them.

But they found the car was just sold to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, ​"Young man, you said you hold that car till we raised the $95,000 asking price, yet you closed the deal for $75,000 to the young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no discount for this model !​

"The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman walked over to the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.

​​"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get him to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."​​

Once again..... don't mess with seniors. I love this one.
A great laugh. 😛😛😛😛😛

Wonder can apply to local dealerships?

[Ong88]

Rich and hot.


I like.

[Ong88]

[jwhtan]

Originally Posted by Ong88

[harrysoo]

Hilarious observations

I changed my car horn to sounds of gunshot. People move out of the way much faster now!
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Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
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I decided to rename the bathroom to gym. I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning.
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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me!
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When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment... now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
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The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
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I don't have grey hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.
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The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".
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I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my spouse took it!
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Of course I talk to myself.. as sometimes I need expert advice..
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[Natureman]

Laugh it off
A pilot was hired to transfer mad people from St. Thomas and St. Croix to the U. S. Mainland in his private plane. He agreed and carried them in his plane.

Everyone were very noisy.

Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said "pls can u teach me how to fly the aeroplane"?

The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing that he can't do it).

The mad man went in, after some minutes, everything was silent as if an angel entered the plane.

After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everything was cool now and there would be no more noise.

The pilot became happy and asked what did you do to them that made them keep calm.

The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fainted.

😂😜😂😜😂😜😂😜😜😂😜😂😜😂

[Natureman]

马来西亜梹城最近來了很多中国同胞, 她們这样学了马来語。
筆記本寫上：

一 =殺兔(Satu)
二 =兔娃(Dua)
三 =地卡(Tiga)
四 =安拔(Empat)
五 =你媽(Lima)
六 =恶男(Enam)
七 =毒酒(Tujuh)
八 =蜡板(Lapan)
九 =生米烂(Sembilan)
十 =十不露(Sepuluh)

還有:
大=不殺(Besar)
小=割雞(Kecil)
死=馬地(Mati)
吃=媽干(Makan)
洗=煮雞(Cuci)
要=貓(Mau)
不要=打貓(Tak Mau)

謝謝=帶你媽看戲(Terima Kasih)
五十= 你妈不如(Lima Puluh)
五百=你媽拉肚屎(Lima Ratus)
一千=是離譜(Seribu)
一百萬=殺兔豬大(Satu Juta)
五百萬= 你媽豬大(Lima Juta)
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[wllm33]

Originally Posted by Natureman

Laugh it off
A pilot was hired to transfer mad people from St. Thomas and St. Croix to the U. S. Mainland in his private plane. He agreed and carried them in his plane.

Everyone were very noisy.

Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said "pls can u teach me how to fly the aeroplane"?

The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing that he can't do it).

The mad man went in, after some minutes, everything was silent as if an angel entered the plane.

After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everything was cool now and there would be no more noise.

The pilot became happy and asked what did you do to them that made them keep calm.

The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fainted.

😂😜😂😜😂😜😂😜😜😂😜😂😜😂

good one

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